10 reasons the R might be ignoring me:
1) The message didn't go through
2) He hates me and never wants to talk to me again for some reason I am not aware of
3) He has found out somehow that I am an insane stalker and never wants to have anything to do with me again because he thinks I'm creepy
4) He's pulling an Edward and has decided that it is better for us not to be in each other's lives anymore (WHICH, IF THIS IS THE CASE, SHOULD HAVE BEEN ACCOMPANIED BY AN INSANE ROMANTIC GOODBYE SCENE)
5) He feels really awkward talking to me because he's actually completely in love with me and thinks that I don't love him because of the awkward MOR incident
6) He forgot about it
7) One of my friends wrote him a secret letter telling him to ignore me, in which case I would be very angry at said friend
8) He's actually in the CIA and can't talk to me because his superiors have ordered him not to
9) His friends have peer pressured him into ignoring me
10) He has decided to only associate himself with other republicans and has ditched all his democrat friends who are all feeling equally confused
It has to be one of those. There are legit no other explanations. FML.
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